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Sock Monkey Madness
Moe and Joe recently returned from a trip to Rockford, Illinois, for
Midway Museum's annual Sock Monkey Madness Festival. They went armed with their new book, "Moe & Joe's Sock Monkey Guide to Safety." They met new friends and
sold a lot of books. Below are highlights of their trip.
Moe and Joe got to meet Moe was honored to meet Nelson. Joe
Nelson, a giant 7-foot sock was just intrigued with his ear hair.
monkey. They kept quiet
about Nelson's probable
endocrine problem.
Moe and Joe both got a check-up at the One of Joe's more
sock monkey hospital. Moe was a bit flamboyant cousins,
nervous until he told Dr. Morgan, in Cheap Trick.
no uncertain terms, where she could
NOT put that thermometer.
Here we have a little display Moe and Joe didn't catch this guy's
that Joe calls, "Monkeys Under name, but they got the feeling he
Glass." Moe tried to calculate was pretty old.
the cubic footage to figure out
when all the poor little monkeys
would run out of oxygen.
Moe and Joe were thrilled to meet one of their heroes,
Spockmonkey. Here we catch them in a giddy moment
of repose. They asked Spockmonkey a question that
that had been burning in their minds for years--
couldn't tribbles have been used as earmuffs?
HISTORY OF THE SOCK MONKEY
In 1873, John Nelson developed a knitting machine that produced socks without a seam on the heel. The work socks were a hit. Nelson Knitting company (of Rockford, Illinois), found there were so many imitators of "Rockford" socks, that around 1932, they began putting a red heel on their socks to distinguish themselves from the copycats. Someone figured out
that the red heel made a great mouth on sock toys. Sock monkeys were born.
Around 1951 Nelson Knitting learned that sock monkeys were being made out of their socks. In 1955 they were awarded the patent and began including instructions for making sock monkeys with every pair of socks.
In 1992 Fox River bought out Nelson knitting and continues the tradition of the red-heel socks today. And that is very fortunate for us. Otherwise, Moe and Joe would not be in existence, and that would be a very dark world, indeed.
